"I won fair and square! You just lost because you're dealing with a SCIENTIST!"
Or.... that's what she calls it.
Jessie Contessa (Or... Jessie the Messy as the other kids call her) is a self-proclaimed chemist. While her father has an actual degree in chemistry, dealing with radioactivity in his field of work, Jessie merely acts as her father's shadow when it comes to her knowledge of things radon, radium, and uranium. Yet..... she managed to win every science fair so far. How?
"Only a SCIENTIST can hold this stuff! This is my special, secret chemical. It's my ticket to this year's science fair ribbon!"
Take-your-child-to-work- Day is a real biohazard with Jessie. After sneaking some of the radioactive waste from her Dad's work, she'll drip a drop or so on whatever victim she chooses. Dogs grow more eyes, birds gain a second pair of wings, and flowers can suddenly eat an unsuspecting 4th grader for lunch. Jessie sees no harm in her "advantage" and anyone foolish enough to take her on will have to deal with whatever rolls out of the toxic waste dump.
No wonder the kids think she has a third eye in the back of her head...
Take-your-child-to-work- Day is a real biohazard with Jessie. After sneaking some of the radioactive waste from her Dad's work, she'll drip a drop or so on whatever victim she chooses. Dogs grow more eyes, birds gain a second pair of wings, and flowers can suddenly eat an unsuspecting 4th grader for lunch. Jessie sees no harm in her "advantage" and anyone foolish enough to take her on will have to deal with whatever rolls out of the toxic waste dump.
No wonder the kids think she has a third eye in the back of her head...
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